mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
Dumb Sharks: A collection
GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT
why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
“like twelve” = the age of everyone younger than you
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker
I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
Instead of whispered, consider:
- said in an undertone
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
These aren’t just pictures.
They’re the pictures.
if you didn’t sing the intro song I know you’re lying