Date a girl who runs. Date a girl who likes animals. Date a girl who has blue spiky hair and can break the sound barrier. Date Sonic the Hedgehog.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
people who know about your first URL
the kid that sits behind me in geometry is a really good artist and once I turned around and he was spending an extensive amount of time shading in the collarbones of the guy he was drawing, so I whispered
“careful John, your gay is showing”
and he just winked
So, apparently John has a tumblr and if he sees this I will track all of you down and rip your beating hearts from your chest one by one
Signal boost for John.
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u